Hi there!
Some exciting news to report today!
I was looking through the internet (I mean looking around it, not looking to see what was on the other side! That would be you guys!) when I found out that Mr. Higgers should be out of jail on protest-related charges in a few days. And that’s not the half of it! He also released this statement about the vice-presidential debate that made me real proud:
“GOVERNER PALIN CLAIMED THAT THE TERRORISTS HATE OUR COUNTRY BECAUSE OF OUR FREEDOMS, INCLUDING OUR SUPPORT OF WOMEN’S RIGHTS. SEE YOU JACKASSES, ALL THIS TIME I WAS JUST TRYIN’ TO GET THE TERRORISTS TO BACK OFF!”
I don’t know about all that cussin’, but I think it’s real great that Mr. Higgers is telling everyone how he won’t back down from supporting women’s rights until those terrorists give it up!
As they said back in the 90’s, girl power!
-Mary-Jo Clydes
[Webmaster’s Note: Never has the potential for miscommunication inherent in the English language been so beautifully and yet tragically exemplified.]
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